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2011
Fukushima disaster hits EVs



The development trend of electric vehicles is facing strong headwinds following the nuclear disaster at Fukushima power plant in Japan. Renault-Nissan, which invests heavily into its EV programs, is conducting a strategy review on the technology. Thousands of Japanese customers who have bought Nissan Leaf complained that the vehicle is rendered useless in the Tokyo region due to shortage of electricity supply. Since the disaster, household electricity supply has been cut to 16 hours per day in 4 shifts. This mean most owners find insufficient time to recharge their Leafs at home.

Meanwhile, nuclear power is also facing strong opposition in Europe. Germany and France are under huge pressure from voters to abandon their aging nuclear power plants. This could lead to a shortage of electricity in the next 5 to 10 years. As replacement power plants are likely to be fueled by coal or petroleum, the "clean" nature of electric vehicles is being questioned. French president Sarkozy has called on a meeting with the country's auto makers Renault-Nissan and PSA Peugeot Citroen, energy giant Total and his highest order Bruni to discuss the issue.

One solution proposed by Shigatsu Baka1, chief engineer of Nissan Leaf, is to introduce an alternative energy upgrade package to the existing EVs. Nissan has been testing a Leaf prototype which can burn leaves to power its generator. It utilizes a roof-mounted collector to suck leaves from trees alongside the road. However, President Sarkozy rejected the idea as he fears the car could change the landscape of Avenue des Champs-Élysées. Bruni also fears that her husband is not tall enough to clear the roof-mounted collector in case it is blocked by large leaves.



Meanwhile, Renault-Nissan has put its ambitious EV programs on hold. Group boss Carlos Ghosn ordered a strategic review on each of its forthcoming EV models, such as Twizy, Zoe, Fluence Z.E. and Kangoo Z.E. All these cars may be scrapped in a scrappage scheme funded by the government, which will be sponsored by the post-Gaddafi Libya authority. Hopefully the spygate investigation will come to an end as well, relieving pressure on Ghosn.

In the United States, President Obama has announced a radical plan to convert the 600,000-strong fleet of Federal government to either horse carriages or alternative fuel vehicles powered by horse shit. State and city governments are also following the policy. For example, Chicago will opt for Chicago Bull shit.

In China, BYD is developing alternative fuel vehicles powered by the poisonous milk powder widely available in the country. Users only need to mix one part milk powder with 3 part water, stir the mixture thoroughly and feed the car through a milk bottle (caution: always test the temperature before feeding !). To enhance green credential further, these vehicles will be constructed from green materials recycled from bean-curd schools and buildings. Despite that, BYD said they will have no problem to get a 5-star Chinese NCAP2  rating.

Footnote:

1 Shigatsu Baka
2 No Copyright And Protection (NCAP) scheme





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